Woochie Giant Lips by Costume Zone. $3.95.
Before you rush out and get your own Woochie Giant Lips, Woochie Pro, (the makers of Woochie Giant Lips) have a few precautions (along with a bunch of typos) for you:
Do Not store in locations with extreme temperatures. (Check! Do not wear Wooke Giant Lips while in hot tub).
All Make Up may stain clothing, iritate skin and iritate eyes. (So, don’t stick Woochie Giant Lips in my eyes? Sounds reasonable. Check!).
Do not swallow. (Tempting but, check!).
Keep out of the reach of children. (Unlike Trix, Woochie Giant Lips are not for kids).
Woochie Giant Lips will may appeal to boys and girls of all ages. (Wookie Giant Lips will may get you in trouble with the police. Check! Proceed with caution while wearing Wookie Giant Lips in all school zones!).